Oh hey.:3
I hunt the devious beast known as Markiplier mostly, but I'll be happy to hunt you too....Unless, that is,..you want to help me out.....

……..stop laughing, that fucking hurt……>___<;

markiplierswhatifs:

…Mark is The Slenderman






Now then why don’t you sit over there and think about what you just said for a while.  No. Hush now. Over there, go on. Look, you’re gonna be eviscerated either way, let’s not make it worse than it needs to be…..

littlemissprincessjellyfish:

Have a great day everyone ^-^

&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..I hate you all&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..

littlemissprincessjellyfish:

Have a great day everyone ^-^



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………………..I hate you all………..

(Source: desdimona)

…..The nice lady said they were “tasteful and not at all objectifying”, so that’s good…. I think…..
….We probably should have removed Jack from that hospital when we were done…… Hey ho, live and learn….

&#8230;well&#8230;I did it&#8230;. Darkiplier, Jeff and Jack were kind enough to join in so I didn&#8217;t feel too self-conscious&#8230;&#8230; I think they enjoyed it actually&#8230;.. I shall upload some shortly, but be warned&#8230;..any of you li&#8217;l mortals laugh, and I&#8217;ll make you eat a flashlight. Sideways.&#8230;&#8230;ok..

…well…I did it…. Darkiplier, Jeff and Jack were kind enough to join in so I didn’t feel too self-conscious…… I think they enjoyed it actually…..
I shall upload some shortly, but be warned…..any of you li’l mortals laugh, and I’ll make you eat a flashlight. Sideways.
……ok..

I need your opinions&#8230;..  Should I agree to a topless photoshoot&#8230;.?&#8230;&#8230;I&#8217;m kind of sensitive about my body&#8230;..

I need your opinions…..  Should I agree to a topless photoshoot….?
……I’m kind of sensitive about my body…..

Daaaaaaance with meeeeeeeeeeeeeee…..

theterriblefate said: If you get Mark after you finish hunting him, may I have him?

theterriblefate:

slen-d-mann:

theterriblefate:

slen-d-mann:

theterriblefate:

slen-d-mann:




…well….honestly, there’s never a whole lot left when I’m done……. erm…… I suppose I could loan him to you…for a brief time….before I introduce him to my own brand of terrible fate…
…..Question is…..

….what would you then do for me…..?

That all depends, what were you thinking?


 You seem awfully pleasant and I do feel compelled to share the joy……but……. I’m going to need some convincing….

…hmmm….what sort of state can I expect you to return him in…? Your name implies a finality which may conflict with my plans…

Oh, I wouldn’t dare kill him. Not hurt him.
You see, I’m just a fangirl….
But to keep from being obsessive-
I just want to merely play a few video games with him and chit chat.
Don’t you worry, I will return him perfectly healthy and normal and you may take your toll.

 ….hmmmmmm, these “fangirls” are a worrying sort though……
…..Very well….. I tell you what; You catch up to him before me and you can “chit chat” for as long as it takes for me to find you both…. Everyone wins…..

And if you find him first?


Then I’ll simply leave whatever is left of him in a bucket for you to do with as you wish…..

….He has only himself to blame of course…


theterriblefate said: If you get Mark after you finish hunting him, may I have him?

theterriblefate:

slen-d-mann:

theterriblefate:

slen-d-mann:




…well….honestly, there’s never a whole lot left when I’m done……. erm…… I suppose I could loan him to you…for a brief time….before I introduce him to my own brand of terrible fate…
…..Question is…..

….what would you then do for me…..?

That all depends, what were you thinking?


 You seem awfully pleasant and I do feel compelled to share the joy……but……. I’m going to need some convincing….

…hmmm….what sort of state can I expect you to return him in…? Your name implies a finality which may conflict with my plans…

Oh, I wouldn’t dare kill him. Not hurt him.
You see, I’m just a fangirl….
But to keep from being obsessive-
I just want to merely play a few video games with him and chit chat.
Don’t you worry, I will return him perfectly healthy and normal and you may take your toll.

 ….hmmmmmm, these “fangirls” are a worrying sort though……
…..Very well….. I tell you what; You catch up to him before me and you can “chit chat” for as long as it takes for me to find you both…. Everyone wins…..

Such a quiet afternoon…. Think I’ll go for a walk….
…C’mon Timmy, time for walkies……

theterriblefate said: If you get Mark after you finish hunting him, may I have him?

theterriblefate:

slen-d-mann:




…well….honestly, there’s never a whole lot left when I’m done……. erm…… I suppose I could loan him to you…for a brief time….before I introduce him to my own brand of terrible fate…
…..Question is…..

….what would you then do for me…..?

That all depends, what were you thinking?


….I was thinking how well I’d sleep at night with this memory floating in my mind;

….so yeah…… You seem awfully pleasant and I do feel compelled to share the joy……but……. I’m going to need some convincing….

…hmmm….what sort of state can I expect you to return him in…? Your name implies a finality which may conflict with my plans…

theterriblefate said: If you get Mark after you finish hunting him, may I have him?




…well….honestly, there’s never a whole lot left when I’m done……. erm…… I suppose I could loan him to you…for a brief time….before I introduce him to my own brand of terrible fate…
…..Question is…..

….what would you then do for me…..?

Well then&#8230;. Now that all that festive garbage is over with&#8230;&#8230;. Wheeeere were weee&#8230;&#8230;.

Well then….
Now that all that festive garbage is over with……. Wheeeere were weee…….

markiplierswhatifs:

…the whole fandom would live in a big beautiful house together. Watching the new videos, eating great food, spending all out time on tumblr. You know, all the good stuff.

….that would make my life a lot easier…..Please see to it that this happens…..